Actually it's not a serious question at all George. No need to ever fabricate a salacious story abut trump, he supplied the shameful, corrupt, and incompetent actions every day, then lied about them, then went back to vegetating in front of the television, when he wasn't cheating on the golf course and driving his cart up on the green. Hard to know the exact reason he bent over and grabbed his ankles every time he got near to Putin...but there is a reason. I challenge you to cite a single instance when his presence in the Oval personally added value to the nation. Signing his name doesn't count, you can teach a monkey to do THAT;)