Nope, not even close to reality. If you chose to be the skunk at the picnic they won’t kick you out, they will just rightly give you the bare minimum of service and quality, including the quality of the food that they serve you. When you enter an American restaurant, excluding of course fast food joints, YOU enter into a contract that includes that you pay a portion of the server’s wages. If you feel no shame or guilt for stiffing a hard working person for that earned wage then you might feel right at home with the corporate creeps who squeeze their employees to improve their bottom line, a degree of self involvement and greed that borders on pathology.