This may be the single most dumb thing I have read on Medium. Bad enough that women have to suffer the endless assaults of body shaming, you want men to suffer too? Those hairy guys, possibly you have had some experience with their "6 o'clock shadow" or two day stubble grinding your sensitive skin. Imagine a whole body of prickly stubble...wait, maybe that's what you're going for. "Not tonight dear, you're too scratchy";)